Into every life a little rain must fall (Wicked Witch off the West) Theme: Feathers (baby) Your first act as President (Tom Cruise Risky Business dancing to Bob Seger "Old Time Rock & Roll."
Rejected X-Men characters (Jim Nabors - Shazam!) A FARK tradition: Photoshop the screaming Miss America (David Hasselhoff with Puppies!) These tagger toddlers (crush velvet Elvis and Marilyn) This Butterfly 76
FARK wrapping paper (Hasselhoff, Bea Arthur, William Shatner, Abe Vagoda, Christopher Walken) Take a modern TV show and promote it using 70s-style design sensibilities (Martha Stewart Apprentice in Mary Tyler Moore show graphics) A pun or double entendre (Bond - Pussy Galore, Xenia Onatopp. Austin Powers- Felicity Shagwell, Number 2, Ivana Humpalot. Will & Grace - Anastacia Beaverhausen. Sex & the City - Mr. Big. Hudson Hawk - Almond Joy) Theme: Cake (Donna Summer crying because someone left the cake out in the rain)
An ornament for the FARK.com Christmas tree (Internal Server Error) Graffiti at Disneyland (Bambi's Mom is MILF - From American Pie) This handless Farker playing in the snow (trapped in the fire) What pets do when you're not home (take dirty pictures of each other)
This Tomato (American Beauty) Wile E. Coyote inventions in real-life situations This door 102 (Pueblo Picasso Les Demoise D'Avegenon) This close-up giraffe (eating animal crackers)
Figurines (vintage nudes) Something doesn't belong here (Academy Award Best Pictures winners vs Pee-wee's Big Adventure) What major websites would look like if hte domains had been snatched up by someone else (Craig Kilborns List) This gerenuk (Bambi vs Godzilla)
Your dream Jeopardy! board (categories: 80s Hair Bands, Airplane quotes, TV themes, Photoshop tools, ACME products) If modern movies had smaller budgets (Pierce Brosnan with Bond Girl RuPaul, nemesis Mr. Bean, in his Volkswagen Beetle) This bowler keeping it old school (the running of the bulls) My spoon is too big, Photoshop it (champagne glasses)
When the safety nazis take over sports (Lance Armstrong with training wheels) What you might find on this road to nowhere (Hitchcock North by North West Cary Grant cropduster, and Psych house) This bruiser
(lifting the park bench)
If people in the past had todays technologies (Maxwell Smart gets a cell phone)
FARK.com's founder Drew Curtis (Magazine covers: Details, Time, Entertainment Weekly, National Enquirer, Playgirl) This woman demonstrating the comforts of the Boeing 717 (Britney Spears "Toxic" video) When famous criminals are rehabilitated and rejoin society (Patty Hearst as a bank teller) "I know it looks bad, but I can explain..." (lots of Barbra Streisand)
Photoshop commercial characters and introduce them to the world outside (Nancy Walkers Rosie the Bounty Paper Towel lady cleaning up New Orleans) What things would be like if Anne Rice and Condi Rice switched jobs The business card for your dream job (Vice President - Quality Control for Hostess) These salt mounds (The Year Without a Santa Claus)
Jacks (Nicholson) New tourism ads to help Baltimore makeover it's image (#2 in aggravated assaults) Make something new with this electronics kit (Lindsay Wagner Bionic Woman) If David Hasselhoff were an A-List movie star (Mr. & Mrs. Hasselhoff)
I went to _____. And all I got was this lousy _____. (Iraq, a lousy coffin) What cartoon characters do in their free time (Marge Simpson - the beautician is in) These little hippies (freebird!) Raise your hand if you want to Photoshop this picture (French Connection)
This magical little concept car (Who Framed Roger Rabbit Bennie and Jessica) How the first contact with aliens will really take place (SNL "Land Shark" with Gilda) What if LEGO People ruled the world (Mr. Potato Head vanquished to the Island of Misfit Toys) Why, yes. Lets' have a colorization contest (Warhol inspried)
Unlikely dorm room posters (Bea Arthur & Golden Girls shrine) This field hockey player (Screaming Miss America contestant) Beer bottles that would appeal to kids (Looney Brews!) This cold, cruel world: Saturns rings (mohawk guy with iPod)
This robot (Pee-wee's Playhouse Konie word of the day "Scream") What if evolution favored the other end of the spectrum (Martha Stewart Living as Weekly World News) McDonald's finally admits to being a monopoly (hookers, McMahon, Bobbitt, McMuffins, etc.) Tattoos likely to cause future regret (Janet Leigh shower Psycho "Mother")
First6 place in the James Bond contest: Daniel Craig. Photoshop the actor in last place. (David Hasselhoff is 077 - with "teh Hasselhoff" animation) Movie characters spoiling the endings of other movies (John Travolta's fireman in Carrie) This juggler (Valerie Plame watching Patrick Fitzgerald juggle Rove, Cheney & Libby) Song lyrics (Carly Simon "You're So Vain" Clouds in my coffee....)
Theme: Backwards (Oprah - Harpo. Dog - God. Pam - Map. Abba - abbA) Mate two different animals to create a new one (cat parrot) Redesign a movie poster so that it more accurately reflects the movie (Speed - 2 hours! On a bus!) This incredible computer monitor (lips)
Other ideas for the government to paint on aircraft (Airplane's Don't Call Me Shirley!) Cats do the most amazing things (puppy in microwave) Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Numbers (Jennifer "Jenny" Aniston 867-5309) Mama said there'd be days like this. Photoshop other things mama said (stuff that is good for you)
This wall and window (Laugh-In
Jo Anne Worley, Dan Rowan, Dick Martin, Goldie Hawn & Lily Tomlin)
Photoshop an animated gif in homage to a great Presidential moment (JFK & Marilyn Monroe's skirt) Cartoon characters selling out (Fat Albert and South Park's Cartman for Jenny Craig) This garden dweller (troll dolls)
This photo exhibit
(Barry Manilow museum)
This amphibious bus making a splash (Herbie the Love Bug) Photoshop ways to make golf more exciting (disco ball, John Travolta, Donna Summer) This large antennae (retro housewife ad)
The dancing dolphin
(Fear Factor car dare)
These flowers (Super Mario Brothers tennis) The precarious situation
(flipping pancakes)
Theme: if the world was run by Goths (Siouxsie Sioux of the Banshees on Good Housekeeping magazine)
Your favorite Shakespeare play in a different time (Courtney Love in Taming of the Shrew) This Speedster (Attack of the 80 foot Grandma) Unlikely UFOs (Sally Field as the Flying Nun) What would things be like if birth control was impossible (enormous Partridge Family)
Rejected soda pop flavors
(Crystal Meth Pepsi)
This Viking
(Bullwinkle antlers)
This little kid drinking out of a lions mouth (PEZ dispenser) This watermelon toss (chandelier)
This scarecrow (Kate Jackson in Scarecrow & Mrs. King) This shaving cream shampoo (Oscar the Grouch) If musicians switched from one genre to another (drummers Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles) These tough guys
(horror as men hug)
This beautiful fence (2000 New Year glasses) This lone stone (ice cream cone) This bird-hunting SWAT team (terrified Woody Woodpecker) This young television viewer (watching Miss Yvonne on
Pee-Wee's Playhouse)
Breakfast cereals you'd like to see (Frosted Hostess Cup Cakes) This tiny turtle (lava lamp) If movie characters owned restaurants (Splash's Darryl Hannah mermaid running Legal Sea Food) This Swedish skyscraper (Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman both dreaming about it)
These 13 nude chicks with ample breasts (Peter Gabriel "Sledgehammer" video with dancing chickens) New endings for old fairy tales (Jack Nicholson and the Beanstalk) This glass mug (marbles) Outdated weapons in modern warfare (ACME Anvil)
Theme: a fish out of water (waterskiing) This stargazer (Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha in Bewitched) Theme: Canadian propaganda (k.d. lang giving men what they want) This lime slice (John Turturro licking Big Lebowski bowling ball)
Real-life people with FARK tags enabled (WKRP in Cincinnati cast) This Chinese construction site (Leaning Tower of Pisa falling over) This dog collecting cash (beer) This sleepy protester (dartboard)
The traditional "Miss America screaming" Photoshop (in a ridiculous Bob Mackie Cher dress) Lesser-known blatant forgeries (Lichtenstein "Oh Brad" Pitt) Theme  the last photo I took before it was too late (Condi Rice looking very angry) Neve & Gliz - the disturbing 2006 Winter Olympic mascots (Pixar's The Incredibles)
These hot air balloons (Aliens) This Italian waterfront
(Finding Nemo)
This Mount Fuji at night (ice skaters) This birch tree (smoke stacks)
This woman standing inside a futuristic structure (Jane Fonda Barbarella) This hotel view These Oktoberfesters
(Mystic River)
These microphone farmers (mr. microphone)
A celebrity endorsed food item for your local grocer (Mr. Beans Backed Beans) What NASA blocked out of the upper right corner of this Hubble image (Geena Davis & Jeff Goldblum in Earth Girls are Easy) Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Wings (Ray Charles) Photoshop a poster for a Prequel to a famous movie (Rocky Horror - Brad & Janet's Dating Picture Show)
Other George Lucas-inspired bastardizaions in the Star Wars DVDs (Carrie Fisher as the Cinnabon sales clerk) Kevin Smith in this giant Mickey Mouse chair (Meg Tilly & Gina Gershon in Bound) Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings completely humiliating all comers in other competitions (Mr. Universe 2005 vs Arnold Schwarzenegger) What would things be like if you could use Photoshop tools in the real world (using the Scratch Remover to fixed CDs)
This graphic representation of the eternal struggle of man vs. goat (Matisse The Dance) This portable elephant trunk in the most unlikely places (Woody Allen Sleeper) Johnny Depp Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Whirlpools (Jimmy Stewart & Kim Novack in Hitchcock's Vertigo)
Photoshop an alternate ending for the DVD release of "The Passion" (Jesus is going to Disneyland) Senator Rick Santorum and Zell Miller playing 'Pull my finger' (fruity drinks) This mohawk
(Blue Man Group)
Reflective images less likely to draw pilgrims (Jocelyn Wildenstein cat lady)
What these two people could possibly be doing (jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge) Looney Tunes vs. Hanna Barbera (Wile E Coyote vs. Jose and the Pussycats) Gene Simmons after his Queer Eye makeover (joining the Queer as Folk cast) Today's iron Photoshop ingredient: the Moon (vintage ad)
This funky hollow tree (American Warewolf in London) This horror from the deep (OutFoxed video) This trampolinist (Ouija board) This scene from a carrier flight deck (controlling elephants)
This fuzzy caterpillar (fruits) This clamp (Wonder Woman's waist) This flying girl (Beatles Help poster) A t-shirt that's a sure-fire way to get on "The Price is Right" ("Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift)
These Olympic Ping Pong players (John Cusacks Nine Balls) This street corner (new skyscraper) Something for these guys to battle (Priscilla, Queen of the Desert) What you could be doing besides sitting on FARK all day
(Brain Surgeon)
This spinning ferris wheel (Magritte) This girl stacking Coke crates (cactus) Godzilla turns 50. Photoshop him in other classic movies (Kris Kristofferson necking with Godzilla in A Star is Born) These Ping Pong players (Porky Pig being served Green Eggs and Ham)
This ugly-as newborn alpaca with its mother (Elvis Presley and Ann-Margret) Unlikely mascots for other government agencies (Boris Badinoff and Natasha Nogudnik) These stoned Olympians (Vegas showgirl) These nuns clamming (From Here to Eternity)
This strange Chicago fountain (Leslie Nielsen Smoking Gun) Bill Clinton preaching to the choir (Matrix) Celebrities in places they won't be recognized (Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown at rehab) This eager man and his even more eager dog (Rick Santorum with some Man on Dog action)
This giant bug attacking a kid (attacking Cary Grant in North by Northwest) The blue ballerinas (Donnie Darko) Unlikely lunchboxes (Marsha Brady getting hit in the nose with the football) In honor of the Tour de France, Photoshop our old friend Didi "El Diablo" Senft (American Gothic)
Celebs who are dead-ass wrong for a Superhero role
(Don Knotts)
This wiffle batter (moving
pic with him removed)
Coke vs. Pepsi - the final showdown (Absolut Coke vs. Absolut Pepsi) U.S. sending Special Forces to the Olympics. Photoshop them in your favorite competition (synchronized swimming)
This scary hot air balloon
(Angels in America)
Unlikely childrens versions
of adult products (Baby's First Blackjack Table)
Your favorite actor/actress into Star Trek in an effort to save the franchise (Sigourney Weaver from Galaxy Quest & the Alien) Your own Twinkies box cover (Backstreet Boys, Jack McFarland, Randy Harrelson & Clay Aiken)
This well hung tree (Coneheads) What the USA would be like if it never left the British empire (Coupling as the cast of Friends) Unlikely Corporate mascots (Porky Pig for Calvin Klein jeans) This eerie plume of smoke (The Ten Commandments vs. The Bush Clan)
These Cha-Cha dancing turtles (party outfits) Abstract art disasters
(worm eating Magritte)
Help revive Nancy Reagan's Hollywood career by Photoshopping her into modern movies (Nancy in the Shining) This $30 million Vermeer
(Shag's Liberace's Hand)
The results of a careless spelling error (Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest vs. Ernest Goes to Camp) Other New York Post
front-page scoops (Sopranos Adriana testifies)
Will Ferrell doing a cannonball in "Anchorman" (Finding Nemo) World's Largest Dreamcatcher (giant catchers mitt)
Someone famous as if they are in an alternate universe (Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez winning Academy Awards for Gigli) Unlikely Larry King guests (Tony Randall, John Ritter, Gilda Radner & Phil Hartman) This scene from "I, Robot"
(selling Tang on the moon)
These Boxers (Stomp)
Theme: Chose an actor, chose two roles he has played and Photoshop 'em duking it out (Keanu Reeves Matrix vs. Bill & Ted) Theme: Things not normally found at a zoo (Alien) Lawn Gnomes doing unwanted jobs (Karen Walker's Bartender) Substitute any word in a popular song with "hippo" and depict (the B-52's Rock Lobster)
In conjunction with "Fahrenheit 9/11," Photoshop Michael Moore making accusations against other authority figures (Jesus 101) These two guys and their huge schl . . . itty bitty cars (in painting) The Toyota Prius multi-function dash (Chrysler Cordoba) This hunky gymnast doing something on the ring things (playing in fountain)
With all the X-Treme products, Photoshop a product that doesn't benefit from being X-Treme (Extreme Celine Dion) Movies as if they were directed by Quentin Tarantino (Pam Grier starring in Confessions of a Foxy Drama Queen) Ellen Degeneres carrying the Olympic torch (Anne Heche) A Burger King crown in unlikely places (On Ronald McDonald)
This worker and her chip (Austin Powers & Mini-Me) Bill Clintons official portraits that didn't make the cut (Bill & Playboy Bunny) If Steven Spielberg made
low-budget art films (Pedro Almodovars Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown vs. Jaws)
McDonald's new "Go Active" Happy meals for adults (American Pie wedding)
Details in thread (Details magazine) This dog is really thirsty (surfing) Strange alien craft invades pool, and begins taking children hostage (Go-Go's "Vacation" album cover) This well regulated street (Pee-Wee's Playhouse gang)
Deleted movie scenes
(Dorothy and Scarecrow)
Yankees pitcher David Wells tossing his glove into the stands (throwing Austin Powers Mini-Me) This airman in his miniature jet (Aaliyah) The South Korean president Roh Moo-Hyun and his wife at the Great Wall, wishing you were there (amusement park waterslide)
The brothers Mike & Matt Chapman of Homestar Runner .com (painted by Strong Bad e-mail) Justin Timberlake in concert (department store CK cologne spritzer) This Hindu seer trying to levitate (a frog on a lillypad in a The Cars "You Might Think" video) This ESPN radio crew.  Difficulty: Big teeth (Charlie's Angels promo shots)
This Republican Congressman putting up a sign about "freedom fries" (transparent Bozo media / voter whore)
Do you know the melon man? (Brady Bunch)
Lance Armstrong with his Tour de France trophy (balancing House of Cards)
This guy cleaning a dolphin tank (Don Knotts as The Incredible Mr. Limpet)
This girl climbing a fence (falling in well)
This idiot in New Jersey surfing in arctic conditions (nekked surfer dude)
Unsuccessful airline ventures (Rosie's "Mile High Club" Airlines) Your favorite "I'd Hit It" image (scary TBS evangelists Paul and Jan Crouch)
This "Drink Responsibly" poster (many empties) What's missing from President Bush's hand? (Vice President Dick Cheney operating Bush) People giving the bird since ancient times (Vanessa Williams & George Burns Penthouse cover) Farkers, meet Robert Pearson, U.S. Ambassador to Turkey  (As Inspector Clousea with the Pink Panther)
This badly dressed viking and his native cohort at a fashion show (Gay Vikings Gone Wild!  Uncensored!) This happy lady and her guitar (Friends Phoebe singing "Smelly Cat") Anti-war protesters (nuclear "Free Winona" Ryder) This STOP sign (The Supremes "Stop! In the Name of Love")
Alan Greenspan talking about greenbacks (playing with his fluorescent Slinky) Three-year-old having more fun than a bucket of pelicans (weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!) This soldier guarding the Love Boat (Hogan's Heroes letting the Yellow Submarine sink) Swinging kid (Star Wars Luke Skywalker and Jabba the Hutt)
This message coming in from the big giant head (Talking Heads David Byrne's Giant Suit) This kid diving 
(jellyfish)
Children's books that never made it. (Good Girl's Guide to Bad Girl Sex) Cute little kid and her Deadly Venomous Cobra (water wiggle)
New Nevada flag (Rat Pack: Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, Charo, Liberace, Liza Minnelli, Steve & Eydie Gourmet, Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers) Unlikely locations for Elvis sightings  (As Travolta with Olivia Newton-John in Grease) Celebrate the 50th anniv. of the Alfred C. Kinsey sex report by photoshopping his lesser-known reports (sexually ambiguous: Sigfried & Roy, Julia Sweeney's "It's Pat," Grace Jones) These champion slot-car racers (Jason Priestly & Halle Berry car crashes)
49ers Receiver Tai Streets (E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial) Monkeys enjoying a hot soak (Wizard of Oz flying winged monkeys) The President speaking to cardboard boxes everywhere Donny Osmond (gay porn)
New politically incorrect Beatles albums that didn't make it. example: 1966's Beatles Butcher album cover.  (Hey Jude / Jew)
Man builds Chinese penis snowman (Michelangelo's David statue)
 Rejected board games (Brady and Manson Family Feud) Tennis player's attempt at breakdancing (swinging with Richard Simmons)
Unlikely small town attractions.  example: recent giant lava lamp (rebuilt Twin Towers in the desert) Picture of the Apollo 11 moon landing (Honeymooners Alice Kramden: To the Moon!) Unusual search graphic for Rutgers (Charlie's Angels) Photoshop something lively into this meeting (Katherine Harris disabling voting)
Unlikely McPlayground equipment (McDonald's Playboy Bunny Funhouse) What is this teacher showing the class with shadow puppets? (lobster claws) Unlikely Museums 
(Boy Band Hall of Fame)
 Iraqi army marching in front of the worlds largest waffle iron (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)
These blue-footed Boobies (Who Framed Roger Rabbit's Jessica Rabbit) Help this Indian - Photoshop his nifty hat (Drag Queen / Supermodel of the World RuPaul) The Pope amusing himself with a cameraman (The "Like a Prayer" Tour with Madonna) Unlikely Calendars (Diana Ross 12 Steps in 12 Months)
'Claude Rael', one suave dude, and founder of cloning cult Clonaid (playing Hollywood Squares with Whoopi Goldberg) Baseball catcher Mike Piazza's play at home plate (Will & Grace cast) These guys playing with their Hackysack bag (Radio City Music Hall Rockettes) Chipmunk tuning in, turning on, and dropping out (Blow-up Incredible Hulk)
Enron employees looking at former co-workers stripped of more than just stock options What the Pres hopes you won't see on his dog's "Barney-Cam" WH tour (playing "Hi Bob" Newhart drinking game with First Twins Jenna & Barbra) Trinity from "Matrix Reloaded" kicking (Marilyn in Seven Year Itch) Tanks going into battle (Ghostbusters Mr. StayPuft Marshmallow Man)
Where are the missing Van Goh's being hidden (Osama bin Laden's place) This Classic Peanuts moment (Charlie Brown & Linus hiding from Beavis & Butt-Head) California License Plate
(Go-Go's)
Melted Saturn 
(Nastassia Kinski)
Bob Barker in 1996 with his Emmys (Pat Sajak & Vanna White) Stonehenge during an eclipse (Dolly Parton)  A 15th Century UFO (Leonardo Da Vinci's "Madonna Litta" meets Christina Applegate's "Mars Attacks") Miss America Erika Harold
(WTC September 11th)
Unlikely 'New Yorker' covers (Richard Simmons 
Complete A-Z)
What do these kids smell that is so bad? (Martha Stewart's poisonous cooking) Sweet pimped out and lowered school bus (Tom Cruise Risky Business poster) President Bush in Midair (toy car)
Buying a $600k house to grow marijuana growing in popularity (Little Pot House on the Prairie) Fat Elvis Presley for Halloween 
(King Creole)
Failed dot.com logos (Catholic Boys Camp .com) The cover of an Unlikely Presidential Biography 
(John F. Kennedy)
Dog out-jumping Cliche Kitty (above Linda Blair in The Exorcist) Sean Connery giving us some good advice (Pierce Brosnan's 007 Bond) Minnesota Twins Torii Hunter catching some seriously mad air (Disney's Peter Pan) Serena Williams 
(sister Venus Williams)
If FARK were a TV News program, what would it look like? (Quicktime collage contest) Life cereal box 
(Kathleen Turner in John Waters' Serial Mom)
Strange ass body pillow 
(animated Wheel of Fortune)
FARK tarot card deck for telling FARK fortunes (Dubya)
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